Category: Laughter

  • A quick history of pillows

    A quick history of pillows

    When you suffer from chronic migraines you spend a lot of time lying down. When you spend a lot of time lying down, you become very particular about what your head is resting on. This tends to turn you into a pillow-perfectionist or a cushion-connoisseur. The problem with experimenting with…

  • Hello, my name is “crippled pirate mother”

    Hello, my name is “crippled pirate mother”

    Many months ago, I wrote that “my migraine’s marshmallow snowman” was the strangest heading I could imagine writing for a blog post… well, hold my non-alcoholic lite beer (ginger ale), because life just took a massive turn for the weirder… I didn’t know this, but my phone apparently collates photos…

  • Wearing a mask / Resting B!@#$ Face

    Wearing a mask / Resting B!@#$ Face

    I couldn’t decide what to call today’s post. The polite version of what I want to write about relates to “wearing a mask” when you live with chronic pain. I often find myself smiling politely to people when I really feel like sleeping / sighing / crying. It’s not the…

  • Be prepared… but like, REALLY prepared

    Be prepared… but like, REALLY prepared

    The Boy Scouts have a saying (or at least they did when I was there earning my merit badges while backpacking with leeches) which is “be prepared”. The idea is to hope for the best but plan for the worst. Don’t head off into the wilderness without a bottle of…

  • Laundry madness

    Laundry madness

    I’m not a huge fan of being a housewife.  That’s not to say I’m a prissy-princess either; I clean toilets with the rest of you.  It’s just that doing the same chores over and over can get a bit tedious.  Throw in some constant face-pain and waves of nausea and…