Laundry madness

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I’m not a huge fan of being a housewife.  That’s not to say I’m a prissy-princess either; I clean toilets with the rest of you.  It’s just that doing the same chores over and over can get a bit tedious.  Throw in some constant face-pain and waves of nausea and it’s even less enjoyable.  I often gripe about how I used to resent the ironing until I discovered that it was a good time to listen to podcasts about holistic healing or manifesting.  Now I can actually get into a bit of a Zen-mood when I iron; think “wipe-on-wipe-off-grasshopper”, but with a “swish-left-swish-right-iron-baby-iron-and-breathe-breathe-breathe”.

So, whilst Sunday afternoon ironing is now one of my favorite pastimes, washing the clothes remains a bit boring… (“I mean seriously, I’m washing THIS again, I swear it only just came off the line like two days ago!?!”)

That said, every now and then you get blessed with a pleasant moment while you’re in the laundry.  The odd trinket or secret letter that pops out of a pocket, some lose change (thank you very much for your donation), or a laundry label that makes you laugh… like this one from my husband’s shorts which says “WASH THIS WHEN DIRTY”, complete with a drop of water that seems to be smirking at me:

[Image source: my hubby’s pants]

At the risk of going completely off-topic for a Mindful Migraine Blog… every now and then I enjoy indulging my curiosity for quirkiness… such as when I went looking to see if animals can give bombastic-side-eye as well as my kids.  I just had to find out if there were other laughable-laundry-labels… and as always… the internet did not disappoint:

[Image source: random googling]

If I had to write one to add to the collection, it would probably say “save water – don’t bother washing – it will only end up on the floor of your teen’s bedroom anyway”.

So, with that, my latest instalment of “laughter is the best medicine” is complete – enjoy the rest of your day!

Take care washing (your kids), Linda x

PS – it’s almost impossible for me to wrap my head around, but apparently I’ve written 200 posts for The Mindful Migraine Blog!?!? Thanks to all of you for reading… you’re the reason I write!


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30 responses to “Laundry madness”

  1. Bookstooge Avatar

    I’m the one who does the laundry in our house, and every sunday I have to tell myself “Bookstooge, you’re not getting the laundry DONE, you are DOING the laundry” because like you say, it never ends. And if I think I can somehow “get it done”, well, that’s just a mental disaster waiting to happen 😀

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    1. The Mindful Migraine Blog Avatar

      True madness!! 🤣I’ve tried to delegate it to the other family members, but somehow, I just end up with twice as much washing to do and baked-in-stains… sigh. A housewife gotta housewife sometimes I guess!

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  2. RiladyKing Avatar

    I love your style of writing, I laughed loud and hard at the “Wash This When Dirty” Tag lolololol I just imagine my daughter asking if that drop of water meant was just the tag lolol

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    1. The Mindful Migraine Blog Avatar

      I have two teenage daughters who I love, love, love… but only one would be able to find the laundry in an emergency (and usually because she has bought clothes online she doesn’t want me to know about just yet)… the other still seems to believe in the behind the scenes magic of a washing-fairy!!🤣

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      1. RiladyKing Avatar

        lolololololololol

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  3. Pooja G Avatar

    Lol those labels are hilarious. And congratulations on 200 posts!

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    1. The Mindful Migraine Blog Avatar

      Thank you – I laughed too hard for some of those labels… and wow, time has really flown by! xox

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      1. Pooja G Avatar

        Yes, time always seems to fly by. Soon you’ll be at 1k posts!

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        1. The Mindful Migraine Blog Avatar

          Oh gosh 🙃

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  4. sedge808 Avatar

    Don’t slap pandas!

    OMG that is hilarious

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    1. The Mindful Migraine Blog Avatar

      It doesn’t feel right to laugh at panda-violence… but I know what you mean! 🙃

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      1. sedge808 Avatar

        Slap me instead. I will still larf.

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        1. The Mindful Migraine Blog Avatar

          What no! You just made me spit out my coffee!

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  5. Destiny Avatar

    …and this made me laugh, Linda…
    thank you 🤍

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  6. markbialczak Avatar

    Thank you for helping me get my Friday off to a smiling start, Linda. These laundry instructions are a hoot! OK, now it’s time for my retired guy house husband statement. I’ve taken on laundry duties on Tuesdays and Thursdays … and like it. Have yet to read one clothes instruction tag before tossing an item into the washing machine … and haven’t ruined a piece of clothing yet. I don’t think! Unless my dear wife just hasn’t told me of my laundry crime …

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    1. The Mindful Migraine Blog Avatar

      🤣I confess – I don’t usually read instructions either – the best I can do is separate lights from darks… and not always that! As for you being guilty of laundry crimes, if she hasn’t bought them to your attention yet, I’m guessing one of two options (possibly both simultaneously): you are competent / she is a saint! 🤣

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  7. silverapplequeen Avatar

    I read instructions. I don’t buy anything that has to be dry cleaned because that’s an expense I don’t need. I wash all my clothes in cold water & I hang my wearables to dry so they don’t shrink in the dryer. I iron a few things but only if they really need it. I’m a jeans & t-shirt & hoodie & baseball cap kind of girl.

    I hate washing dishes & always have ~ I LOVE having a dishwasher ~ but I did grow up with one. I have cast iron frying pans & other cookware that can’t go in the dishwasher so I hand wash those.

    Because of my bad back, I can’t keep up with the housework as well as I used to but my house is always clean. I can’t stand dirt & dust & they’re allergy triggers & my allergies trigger migraines. So it’s a good thing to keep the house as clean as possible. I have two cats so of course the cat hair is an issue.

    With forced air heating, there’s always dust. I think this might be the dustiest house I have ever lived in but I think I say that about almost every house I live in.

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    1. The Mindful Migraine Blog Avatar

      Dust is my nemesis too… doesn’t matter how much I stay on top of it, in certain lights I see it has returned…. again… sigh. (PS – I forgot to let you know that I did a shoutout for your blog a couple of days ago based on some of your interesting comments: https://themindfulmigraine.blog/2024/10/02/the-step-after-self-actualisation/)❤️

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      1. silverapplequeen Avatar

        Yeah, whenever it’s a sunny day. I see all the dust. Another reason sunshine is overrated.

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        1. The Mindful Migraine Blog Avatar

          🤣🤣🤣

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    Anonymous

    delightful! Made me laugh this morning 😄

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    1. The Mindful Migraine Blog Avatar

      🤣🥳🌞🥰

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  9. joannerambling Avatar

    This was a funny post and yeah there are some strange things written on clothing label once I came across a top with the instruction that read use clean water for best results.

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    1. The Mindful Migraine Blog Avatar

      Ew! That’s disturbing (but probably real – I’m just spoilt!)🙃

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  10. Edward Ortiz Avatar

    This is funny. One of the tags has a lot of polyester listed, and there’s a name written on it. I used to do that back in the day. How much polyester do you need in clothing? I like what you would write on a tag. I hate chores too, but they’ve got to get done at some point. At least we’ve automated one of them—sweeping the floor. We have a robot doing that now. God bless the Roomba. Wonderful the post, Linda.

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    1. The Mindful Migraine Blog Avatar

      🤣I’d love a robot to do everything… maybe a Houseba! (I didn’t notice the brand name before; I looked it up, but the only company that came up had a very different logo, so I don’t think they’re the polyester-players!) Have a great (dust free) weekend!! 🤣

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      1. Edward Ortiz Avatar

        A “Houseba”—I like that! You’d better trademark the name before someone else uses it. 😂

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        1. The Mindful Migraine Blog Avatar

          They can have it – so long as they send me a freebie to use! 🤣🥳🌞

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  11. lbeth1950 Avatar

    I do get excited when people read my stuff. I kind of like all tasks that invove water, but I am surprised to learn ironing helps my restless legs. It’s odd to think of an onerous task becoming therapeutic.

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    1. The Mindful Migraine Blog Avatar

      Doing the dishes with really warm water is therapeutic for me… how does ironing help your restless legs though – wouldn’t it put more pressure on them?

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